Blogging
Ramone Quides, Oh, What a November to Remember!
Reflections on the year that was and teasers for upcoming plans for 2024.
Books and Movies
History of BDSM, TammyJo & Peter discuss Professor Marston & the Wonder Women
Covering how to be bi and kinky in the 1930s, negotiating polyamory in the closet, and the femdom episode of Speed Buggy.
Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish
Cut to the Chaste, A Debate Over Orgasm Denial and Chastity
There is more to chastity than orgasm denial, eg psychological power dynamics, exploration of boundaries, and intimacy-building.
Pieces of Jade, Happy Christm-ASS
180 whacks!
Morgan Destera, Guest Blog - Kylie Cockwhore
Your favorite gay cockslut is a sucker of thumbs, amongst other things.
Podopheleus, 7 Powerful Insights: Exploring the Essence of France FemDom with Inanna Justice
Inanna Justice and Pod discuss France FemDom, an international three-day event celebrating female domination.
Product reviews
barefoot, The Joy Snowman- A Bestvibe Review
Tis the season to wank yourself off with a sex toy shaped like a snowman.
Sex Toy DB, This Hip Doll Fucks You Back: Sinloli Ethel 27lb “Smart” Hip Doll Review
A sex doll with a ridiculously cool superpower: she fucks back
Joanne's Reviews, Colon Balls Platinum Silicone Depth Trainer
The smallest of the four size options is not small enough for those new to anal, at roughly the size of a satsuma.
Betty's Toy Box, The Top 10 New Sex Toys of 2023. A Sexy Year in Review
The most popular toys of the past year, the newest, most innovative, and bestselling sex toys.
Princess Previews, Top 10 Sex Toys of 2023
Number one on this list and number one on Betty's list above are both on my shopping list for sure.
Erotic Fiction
Jasmine Gold, Teacher's Pet
A parent teacher conference gets smutty.
Jaime Mortimer. Bedroom Eyes 31
Maires gets buggered. Stephanie has an unusual pet name. "Scallop".
Erotic Non Fiction
Kristina J, The Role of Ego in BDSM: Navigating Power Dynamics with Awareness
Musings of a Switch, Female desires.
William fantasises about having the appearance and desires of a woman
Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships
Buzz Vibes, Everything you need to know about the G-Spot
This article discusses the elusive g-spot, describing its location and variations in sensitivity, offering tips on how to find and stimulate it using fingers, vibrators, or different sexual positions, and showcasing popular g-spot toys to enhance sexual experiences and intimacy with your partner.
Body Talk and Sexual Health
Liz X Likes, Unlocking the Surprising Mental Health Benefits of Self-Pleasure
The mental health benefits of self-pleasure, including stress relief through oxytocin release, improved mood due to endorphins and dopamine, and better sleep regulation.
Sex Work
Lady Phoenix, 12 Months A Slave
Slave M's journey over the past year has involved intense training in serving and worshiping his Mistress, highlighting his significant progress and numerous new experiences during their sessions and outings, ultimately demonstrating the potential for a novice slave to excel under proper guidance and commitment.
Ms Sapora Knight, Erotic Devotion
Vividly describes a passionate and spiritual union between two individuals, emphasizing the intense sensations, emotional connection, and surrendering of the self to a transcendent experience of love and desire.
Sex Worker Search, Sexworkopedia
An A to Z of sex work.
Delilah Odell, Adventures In Playing For Both Teams: January 2024 Edition
An escort's experiences as a client of escorts between December 2018 and July 2023.
Image courtesy of Adrianna Assante.
It's Christmas Eve and Elust 168 is a gift that keeps on giving. We delve into a diverse range of topics within the realm of books, movies, erotic fiction, sex work, product reviews, and thoughtful insights on kink and relationships. From a book review of "Principle Decisions" by Thea Belmont, exploring BDSM themes and deep character exploration, to an examination of the Canadian psychological drama "I Love a Man in Uniform (1993)" and its exploration of obsession and control. Dive into reviews of erotic fiction, insights on kink and fetish, and product reviews covering various adult toys. Join me in opening up a Santa's sackful of erotica and sexuality.
Thanks to ChatGPT for a little help with the summaries to follow.
Books and Movies
Book Review: Principle Decisions by Thea Belmont
Sally Bend reviews "Principle Decisions" by Thea Belmont, praising its deep character exploration and BDSM themes. The protagonist, Vivienne, is a complex character whose journey into submission is both cathartic and reflective. Bend recommends the book for its engaging romance and thoughtful depiction of personal and relational dynamics.
I Love a Man in Uniform (1993): The Celluloid Dungeon
Celluloid Dungeon reviews a Canadian psychological drama, exploring how Henry Adler, a bank clerk turned actor, becomes increasingly obsessed with his police officer role in a TV cop show. As he immerses himself in his character and the accompanying uniform, he descends into a disturbing desire for control and intimidation, ultimately leading to tragic consequences.
Oz Bigdownunder reviews "Exit to Eden" by Anne Rice. Sadly it seems the book superficially handles its BDSM theme and transitions awkwardly from a kinky narrative to a conventional romance.
Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish
What’s Wrong With Forced Feminization?
Cut to the Chaste explores the cultural and psychological aspects of Forced Feminization, whereby submissive men engage in feminizing activities, sometimes as part of their chastity dynamics. The author reflects on the personal and societal implications, debates around sexism and consent in kink, and the personal experiences and boundaries related to feminization, aiming to provide a nuanced view of the subject.
The barefoot sub discusses the therapeutic and calming effects of rope suspension. Rope bondage can be a personal sanctuary, offering a form of escape from mental clutter and emotional distress. barefoot recounts a recent experience of rope play that provided emotional relief and a sense of peace, highlighting the importance of such activities as personal coping mechanisms.
The Disorderly House post emphasizes the crucial importance of aftercare in BDSM activities for both the submissive and the dominant. It describes the physiological and psychological changes experienced during BDSM play, including the highs of power play and the subsequent "drop" experienced by both parties. The article explains what a sub drop and a Dom drop are and discusses the potential physical and emotional symptoms. It then underscores the necessity of aftercare to mitigate these effects, offering a variety of aftercare practices to ensure the well-being of all participants and maintain the intimacy of the relationship.
Unlocking Pleasure: 14 Essential Prodomme Tips for Baby Subs
Podopheleus' post aimed at individuals new to the BDSM scene. Pod shares personal insights and guidance for those exploring submission and considering engaging with a professional dominatrix. The article covers a range of topics, including the importance of thorough research, respect and communication, setting personal boundaries, and understanding the human aspect of dominatrix-submissive relationships. It emphasizes the need for consent, self-respect, and patience in navigating these dynamics, aiming to prepare new submissives for a safe and fulfilling journey into BDSM.
Erotic Fiction
An excerpt from a story by Ramone Quides being written for a book release. It narrates a vivid scene of a couple engaging in dominant-submissive play, specifically focusing on the female dominance in their sexual relationship. Set in a secluded yet accessible location, the story explores the dynamics of consent, control, and sexual fulfilment between the couple, "Mark" and the narrator. It depicts scenes of eroticism, dominance, and aftercare, highlighting the trust and communication that underpin their relationship. The excerpt provides a glimpse into the power play, emotional connection, and the sensual pleasure of BDSM activities, aiming to entice readers with the couple's intimate and controlled exploration of dominance and submission.
"The Ghost of Timor – Ch.21 – End" is a concluding chapter of a serialized erotic fiction story, detailing the protagonist Alison's introspective and sensual journey. It reflects on her past and present relationships, particularly focusing on rekindling an old flame, Jeremy, and navigating the complexities of her desires and regrets. The narrative is rich with moments of self-discovery, sexual exploration, and emotional revelation, culminating in a vividly described solo erotic experience amidst the countryside. Alison's journey is one of self-acceptance and exploration, marked by a poignant questioning of past decisions and a newfound willingness to embrace her desires. The story is published by Dr Girlfriend, an author known for writing erotic fiction.
Sexy Ghost Story – Mia’s Books
A post by Tabitha Rayne announcing the release of her new erotic tale and audiobook titled "Mia's Books – A Ghostly Obsession," just in time for the spooky season. The story revolves around Mia, an insomniac who finds solace in reading spicy romance novels to fall asleep. One night, she sneaks into a library and encounters a ghostly entity that emerges from a dusty tome and begins a spectral seduction. This paranormal experience continues at home as Mia falls in love with the spirit, which knows how to please her but becomes increasingly demanding.
Sex Work
Kristina-J's informative guide to cock rings. The post reflects Kristina's knowledge and experience in sexual wellness, aiming to educate readers on the benefits and proper use of cock rings.
Lady Phoenix recounts a sensual BDSM session between the author, a dominatrix, and a young man named Henry. In their second meeting, the session is aimed to be more sensual and exploratory, particularly focusing on Henry's anal deflowering. Lady Phoenix describes preparing Henry for the experience, including wearing a strap-on and guiding him through his first anal penetration with care and gradual intensity. The narrative delves into the physical sensations and emotional dynamics of the encounter, highlighting trust, consent, and discovery. It concludes with Henry also losing his actual virginity, making it a double deflowering session, guided by Lady Phoenix's expertise and the symbolic power of her Phoenix tattoo, leading to a synchronized climax.
The post is a blog entry by Sandra detailing her experience with a new client who requested a scat fetish session as part of a kinky girlfriend experience. The client was respectful and sincere, leading to a successful encounter where they engaged in a fetish act involving defecation. Sandra narrates the unusual request with a sense of normalcy and professionalism, reflecting on the nature of such requests in the sex work industry.
What to Do When Your Sexual Expectations Fail You?
Sapora Knight addresses the issue of sexual performance anxiety and the unrealistic expectations individuals often have in intimate settings. It emphasizes the impact of mental stress and societal pressures on sexual dysfunction and the disconnect from true intimacy. The author suggests a shift towards presence and internal awareness, offering practical advice and steps to foster genuine connection and pleasure, moving away from goal-oriented mindsets to more fulfilling sexual experiences. The post encourages readers to explore and embrace vulnerability in their sexual relationships for deeper intimacy.
Revolting Prostitutes Book Review
My review of an excellent book by Juno Mac and Molly Smith. RP emphasizes the importance of listening to sex workers' voices, advocating for their rights and dignity, and challenging the stigmatization they face. The authors argue for the decriminalization of sex work as a means to enhance safety and working conditions, presenting a well-researched discussion on the legal, social, and economic dimensions of the industry.
Product reviews
Tracy's Dog Flowliper Vibrator - Innovative Features and Honest Insights
Liz X provides a detailed evaluation of the Flowliper Vibrator, highlighting its innovative features and sharing personal insights. The review covers aspects like design, build quality, charging, waterproof capabilities, and user experience, emphasizing its lightweight nature, IPX6 waterproof rating, and versatile stimulation heads. Liz praises the product's packaging, magnetic charging, and fun pulse mode, while noting its milder suction and niche pulse mode as potential drawbacks.
Princess Previews evaluates the Velvet Thruster Prime, a modular thruster with multiple heads and accessories, highlighting its thrusting capabilities, versatility, and innovative design. Despite praising its performance and unique features, the review also notes significant issues with durability and water resistance. The Prime is recognized for its powerful thrusting ability but criticized for technical problems and its high price, leading to a mixed overall impression.
RawLoveStudio Moonbean Unicorn Dildo
The review on Witch of the Wands covers the Moonbean Unicorn Dildo by RawLoveStudio, celebrating its fantasy unicorn horn design and suitability for beginners to fantasy toys. The dildo is praised for its unique design, comfortable handling, and gentle texture, suitable for both strap-on use and hand-held play. The reviewer highlights its aesthetic appeal, custom color options, and the delightful experience it provides, especially noting the comfortable base and silicone's perfect squish. Overall, the review recommends the Moonbean for those venturing into fantasy toys or looking to add a whimsical touch to their collection.
Uncle Bob Silicone Dildo From John Thomas Toys
The SexToyDB review criticizes the Qiui BeatPat Electro-Spanker for its poor design and ineffective electro play feature, which fails to deliver the promised sensations. The device's cheap feel and an unintuitive app further detract from the experience. The review concludes by advising against the purchase due to its fundamental flaws and lack of value.
Qiui BeatPat Electro-Spanker Review: Is This Thing Even On?
Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships
Keeping Your Toys Clean: A Guide to Protecting Your Health and Pleasure
Buzz Vibes blog highlights the necessity of cleaning sex toys to prevent infections, preserve their quality, and ensure hygiene. It recommends appropriate cleaning methods based on the toy's material, proper storage, and regular checks for damage. Using condoms on porous toys and suitable lubricants is also advised for safety and enhanced pleasure. The blog underscores that proper care extends toy life and ensures safe usage.
The perfect image thanks to Pod1213 to illustrate the sexiness that is this months collection of sex blog posts in Elust 167.
Product Reviews
Beating Expectations With A Panty Vibrator
Review of the Joi Thrust by Honeyplaybox
The Hottest Vibe of the Year! See the Snail Curve in Action
The Best Fucking Machine to Buy in 2023
I'm a big monster dildo fan. That Teufl looks amazing!
Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships
The Joy of Sex for Menopausal Women: How to Reignite the Flame
What if your +1 for Christmas dinner is your polycule? Ready for Polyamory has some ideas.
Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish
Maintenance Spanking: Why and How To Add It To Your Relationship
Silken Claws on setting protocol, relation with punishment, how to set the right level of intensity, whether consent is necessary and much more when it comes to maintenance spankings.
Erotic Fiction
Red Panties and Purple Passions
Sexy story time with Ramone Quides and Jerusalem Mortimer.
Books and Movies
Queer, Kinky, Poly Dracula And Its (Mis)Readings
Walk All Over Me (2007): The Celluloid Dungeon
"A small town girl who runs into big time trouble as she takes on her roommates identity as a dominatrix to pay the bills" sounds like fun!
Sex Work
The F-Machine Gigolo Fucking Machine
Oz, Lady Phoenix, Mina, Lousia, myself and Hellga with diverse takes on sex work and the adult industry.
The September edition, Elust 166, is jam packed with sexy blog posts for your reading pleasure.
Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish
Domina Decoded: 5 Femdom/Male Sub Principles
Why Male Chastity Is Not A Femdom Essential
Super Smash Cache and Silken claws on how to handle male subs and when chastity isn't all that respectively.
Erotic Non Fiction
The barefoot sub sees a sexy sight in the mirror.
Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships
How to Become a Multi-Orgasmic Man
Get Popping: The Hot New Pleasure Trend
Wild Monogamy: interview with Mali Apple
Beyond Non-binary, Betty's Toy Box and Joan Price have changes to the libido, a way to use toys to stimulate the vulva just inside the vaginal opening and sexiness for sexagenarians.
Product Reviews
Worth Every Penny: Why Bloom’s AI Chat Is A Game-Changer
Sexy Toys reviewed on the blogs of Musings of a switch and Liz X Likes.
Erotic Fiction
FYHO, Voyageur, Dr Girlfriend and Sinclair Sexsmith with the best erotica on the net this month.
Writing about writing
Abundant Gratitude for Generosity and Grit
Ramone Quides gives thanks to writers and writers groups who helped motivate him this month.
Sex Work
Wiggly Worm the Cuckold. Duo With Sylvie
Interview with Mike Stabile from Free Speech Coalition
Fly Me To You. Police Role-Play in Dublin
Charlie Rose, Meet the Minx, Oz, Sandra and Hellga share their writing on different aspects of sex work. Fantasies, how to get in contact, a cuckolding duo, fighting for the rights and freedoms of the adult industry, bisexual MMF and Femdom FMTY.
Elust 165 is now live with a ravishing cover Image courtesy of Mistress Andrómeda X.
Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish
Breaking Chains: Reimagining BDSM Roles
Super Smash Cache explains why there's much more to BDSM than binary roles of a masculine, sadistic, Dominant top and a feminine, masochistic, submissive bottom.
Erotic Fiction
Four sexy stories from When Jerry Met Ali, For Your Heart Only, Voyageur and Jerusalem Mortimer.
Sex News, Opinion, Interviews, Politics & Humor
The Rise of the Penis Plush aka Piemel Knuffel
Liz Black embraces the penis plushy.
Writing about writing
Musings and Flashers and Hope, Oh My!
Ramone Quides accesses resources for improving at writing and discovers skills that can be used to turn outlines and unfinished drafts into completed works.
Body Talk and Sexual Health
Cracking Tits? Or Lumps, Bumps And Flaws?
The barefoot sub presents a picture of herself and her friend SWL to illustrate a discussion on self confidence and body image.
Product reviews
Review of Velociraptor Dildo from Laphwing
TOY TEST – Celani Nipple Sucker
Oz, Morgan Destera and Princess Previews review three sex toys.
Sex Work
No Data on Prostitution? Just Make It Up!
Victoria Myers, Jack Violet and Evelyn Vale discuss three very different subjects all related to sex work.
Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships
Monogamists get a lil polyamory as a treat on the Ultimatum
People With Penises Can Wear Strap-Ons Too!
Gabrielle Alexa Noel and Girly Juice on some sort of reality dating TV show and some excellent reasons why penis owners can, and should, use strap-ons. That "reality" show looks like prime evidence for no reality whatsoever being involved in reality tv. So they just put some couples in an apartment building and filmed them in the hope that they'd do something entertaining? What if they all got along fine and chilled out together. Maybe played a board game or took a nap. Wouldn't make very compelling television. It's scripted. All reality television is scripted.
Books and Movies
The Shelves of a Feeble-Minded Book Slut: Part One
Book shelf envy. I live in one of the most expensive post codes in the world. London, W1. In an apartment that makes Harry Potter's broom cupboard look spacious. No room for a book shelf. I love it here and it's the perfect location and perfect apartment for me as a sex worker. But one day I'll get a bigger place and first thing I'll do is install a massive bookshelf and fill it with books.
Elust 164 Cover Image is courtesy of the barefoot sub.
Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships
Engaging With A Mistress – Never Compromise Your Personality & Get Your Energies In Check
5 Oddly Specific Penis Facts You Didn’t Know
Podopheleus, Supersmashcache and Musings of a Switch present three excellent and informative articles.
Books and Movies
TammyJo and Peter Discuss Bound (2015): The Celluloid Dungeon
A film review of a kinky movie thanks to two very knowledgeable kink experts.
Erotic Fiction
My Buddy Blew Me While We Watched The Game
Steamy erotica thanks to When Jerry Met Ali, Voyageur, For Your Heart Only, Jerusalem Mortimer, Ambyr Leigh and Mirror Secret Mirror.
Product reviews
New Tenga Puffy Soft Reusable Masturbators Review
A review of a squishy fuck toy from Safe Lust.
Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish
Ten Things I Am Not - Kinky Edition
Effective Punishment for Subs: A Comprehensive Guide for D/s Dynamics
The barefoot sub and Silken Claws on kink and fetish.
Sex Work
Cross Dressing Threesome with Ellie and Nikita
The one about Financial Domination
Her: My first time with a woman
Krásná kurvička. A Trio of Duos
What is the Most Popular Sex Worker Name?
Katie Wright, Audrey Astor, Sienna Nichols, Oz Bigdownunder, Hellga and myself with 6 articles on diverse types of sex work experiences.
Erotic Non Fiction
Pieces of Jade has a plan.
Elust 163 cover image courtesy of Jordan Maxx.
Decorated dungeons, submersible sex toys, wildness, erotic imaginings, perverted poetry and the oldest profession.
Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish
Accepting Sadism: Separating Hurt and Harm
15 Sex Room Decor Themes To Consider
7 Steamy Skills For Soft Dom Dirty Talk
Kylie Cockwhore’s Kinky Commentary Part Two
Great posts from Silken Claws, Spices of Lust, Super Smash cache and Morgan Destera. I especially enjoyed the dungeon decor ideas. Given the opportunity, I'd open a Japanese love hotel dungeon with dozens of themed mini dungeon rooms for hourly rentals. Medieval torture chamber in the basement. Alien experimentation suite in the penthouse. One can but dream.
Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships
Embrace Your Inner Wildness and Take a Leap of Faith
The Barefoot Sub and Musings of a Switch share their thoughts. And that image on the Wildness post. Wow!
Product Reviews
Tenga Geo Coral Masturbator Review
Review of the Wave Shower Head Stimulator by Womanizer and Hans Grohe
Sucky Ducky. Funzze Clit Sucking Toy Review
Safelust, Liz X, Oz and Witch of the Wands with four fully submersible sex toys. Bath time has never been so fun!
Erotic Fiction
Foryourheartonly, When Jerry Met Ali and Mirror Secret Mirror present their erotic imaginings. These are some talented authors. I'd love to see all three get film adaptations.
Erotic Non Fiction
Mistress Victory never ceases to amaze with her depraved rhyming couplets.
Sex Work
The ‘Mommy Goddess’ and the Mass Reporting of Sex Workers on Instagram
Double Penetration with Big Dildos
Chat GPT, Bing AI and Google Bard's Opinions on Sex Work
Hemmily Rose, Sandra, Tulsi Tamora, Olivia Snow, Hellga and myself want you to know, sex work is work. There's a whole unbelievably diverse world of different kinds of sex work out there but we all fairly unanimously want decriminalisation and we'd all like to share content online without being silenced and censored. Everything in the world is about sex. Money is what makes the world go around. Is it really that shocking when consenting adults exchange sex and money?
Image courtesy of Marco Napoli.
Welcome to Elust 162
Reviews, Sex Worker Bogs, Erotica and thoughts & advice on sex & relationships, Kink and fetish in this month's Elust.
Product Reviews
Mantric Rechargeable P-Spot Probe Vibrator Review
An in depth and thorough review on Safe Lust blog.
Sex Work
Cheating Husband Punished by Latex Mistress
A Man in Uniform with a Big Truncheon
Sex Worker Search news along with posts by Hemmily, Hellga and Sandra.
Erotic Fiction
Turned Into A Kinky Puppy For Mistress
The Proposal - MIRROR SECRET MIRROR
A diverse and very sexy selection of erotica from Asrai, Mistress Victory, Cara Sutra and MSM.
Books and Movies
Mirror Secret Mirror Book Review
Oz reviews the MSM full length book available now on Amazon and other online retailers.
Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships
Celebrating Self-exploration and its Benefits
A wank a day keeps the Dr away.
Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish
Single Column Tie: The Ultimate Guide For Beginners
GUEST BLOG - Kylie Cockwhore Kinky Commentary Part One
How To Set Effective Protocol in a 24/7 Dynamic
Educational and entertaining kinky posts by Barefoot Sub, Morgan Destera and Silken Claws.
Image courtesy of Vicky Vette.
Welcome to Elust 161
Happy to have a post included in Elust alongside the work of so many talented sex bloggers, blogging sex workers, erotica authors and sex toy reviewers.
Product Reviews
Funzze Remote Control Dual Stim Vibe
TOY TEST – PinkPunch PEACHU Clit Sucker
B-Vibe Trio Rechargeable Butt Plug Review
Harrow Bulb Depth Trainer From John Thomas Toys Review
4 toys. 4 great reviews. Click the links above to see which are recommended.
Erotic Fiction
Red Rose - first chapter of MIRROR SECRET MIRROR
Behind the Lens: A Tale of Intimacy and Artistry
Elust has introduced me to diverse and talented erotica authors. If you're not familiar with the genre, have a read of these. You'll be hooked.
Erotic Non Fiction
Cock Sucking - An Oral Fixation
Just a taste of the barefoot sub's skills.
Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish
Male Chastity: Everything You Need to Know
From a pinch on the thigh to a lifetime in a cock cage. Three posts demonstrating the endless possibilities of kink.
Sex Work
A Duo with Ruth and Her Habibi
Why do we Need a Search Engine for Independent Sex Worker Websites?
My post alongside a threesome with Hellga and a session with Sandra and an imaginative client.
State of the World
Is It Time to Reevaluate Our Spending on Pleasure and Entertainment?
"Sexual health and pleasure are just as important as any other aspect of our lives, and investing in quality sex toys can be a game-changer." Absolutely!
Books and Movies
Four books about non-monogamy.
Writing about Writing
Adventures in Writing: Learning Lessons from Three Regrets of my Writing Life
Mischa Eliot is a passionate author and this is a fascinating insight.
Poetry
I enjoyed the poem and love Miami. I think the poet would enjoy Haulover beach even more (A nudist beach 2km away).
Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships
Sexy things that are really NOT that sexy!
That cake smeared screaming head is horrific.